Star Trek follies

This page is dedicated to Star Trek without any preferences for the original serie, The next generation, DS9, Voyager, Enterprise or the movies. I intend to put a bit of humor into it. As I said in my introduction page, I love Sci-fi and don't intend to make fun of it, but I like to have fun.

As for my UFO page I made some stories in the form of cartoons. But they are actual stories from my favorite moments with some additions of my own (some wav file too). I also have samples of different characters speaking French. I don't have them all, because some of the shows (TNG, VOY) are not available in French yet (not in Quebec anyway).

Just follow the guide:

What's new??

Dec 12 2004: New pictures of Star Trek Enterprise from The Andorian Incident.

Dec 2004: I'm back after a long time. I will be adding shortly some new images. Please come back for some ST Enterprise. In the meantime, you can check the picture of myself as an Andorian.

23 Jan 99: A new game: try to identify the Klingon caracters without their make-up. New page trivia

3 Dec 98: 2 new bloopers added in my bloober section.

Check out the new section of bloopers.

Also added recently, a section of wallpapers and art.

Stay tuned, a lot more to come...

My favorite moments and quotes:

Star Trek: Enterprise new

Episode: The Andorian Incident. One of my favorite episode. This is when Archer is returning in the Atrium to throw the statuette into a mouth. Pictures new

Episode: theAndorian incident: Again the same episode, when Tholos is troubling T'Pol (or attempting to). Pictures new

Star Trek (TOS)

• Do you remember, The Kiss.... Pictures
• Episode: Trouble with tribles. When Scotty started a fight in the bar with the Klingons. Pictures

Star Trek (TNG)

• Episode : Qpid . Worf says: "I protest, I am not a merry man!" He's right, it doesn't look like a Klingon at all to be merry!! And Data's comment is very funny, I just love Data! Sound (178k) Pictures
• Same episode, Worf destroys the music instrument (violin-like) of Geordie and then apologize. Very funny! Sound (82k) Pictures
• When Lwaxana has been kidnapped by a Ferengi who's in love with her and Captain Picard has to reclaim her! Pictures
• When Data's daughter, Lal, meets commander Riker in 10 forward. That's a meeting he will never forget !! Pictures

Star Trek (DS9)

• Episode: When Odo and Lwaxsana Troi get stuck in the turbolift and Odo has to change his form back to liquid. A tendre moment! Pictures

 Star Trek (Voyager)

• In the episode when Seven gives a little shock to an uncooperative alien who doesn't respond to diplomacy!! Pictures

Movies

• The voyage home: When Scotty try and talk to the computer and the computer doesn't answer! Sound (101 k). Pictures.

Bloopers

I've made some avi files from a video I have.

Did you ever wonder if they had a hard time syncronizing the opening and closing of the automatic doors with people coming in and out from a room??

Check these bloopers: Door1.zip (376k) Door2.zip (585k) Door3.zip (772k)

Now here Uhura is calling Starbase 6 but gets a strange answer!??! Sbase6.zip (1.3M)

Here some security guard is sliding on the job!! Slides.zip (552k)

Here is a strange challenge to a duel: duel.zip (1495k) new

This is in "the trouble with tribles" : tribles.zip (1047k) new

Wallpapers and art

Here is a nice wallpaper I made myself. It's zipped at only 34k. It represent a part of a computer screen on the enterprise D. Here is another wallpaper wich was the background of this page before. It's a picture of the Enterprise A and a Klingon vessel. It is zipped at 266k. It's a big file but it's worth it. More to come.

Have a look at a original drawing that a friend of mine did based on Star Trek. Try to find the hidden Enterprises and logo inside. Picture . For those of you who might not see them, I made another image of it with highlighted Enterprises and the logo. See there.

Your favourite characters speak French

Captain Kirk (100k) Not bad at all!

Mister Spock (80k) at the end of The search for Spock and (36k) before he goes to his death in The wrath of Kahn.

Dr. McCoy. (30k) Not like him, looks too old !

Scotty (55k) Not bad, but I really miss his funny accent and colourfull expressions

Lt. Uhura (50k) Good voice, it suits her well.

Pavel Chekov (96k) Very bizarre voice! Too high pitched and a fake Russian accent!

Sulu (25k) No accent, plain voice, but not bad!

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